Strippers for the Senile

There was a joint birthday party last night for both the co-owners 85 year old mothers. Forget your typical Friday crowd. This bunch was full of family members, some of them teenagers and small children. Try to picture this if you can. A family sitting around the tip bar as a female dressed in neon [...]

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I’ve been a bad, bad girl.

Yesterday, I stuffed weed into little baggies. It did not belong to me and I did not intend on purchasing any because I have a vagina and do not need to buy my own friggin’ weed. Apparently. The thrill of misbehaving is just enough excitement to keep me interested. The very idea that C would [...]

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Do you believe in reincarnation?

One of the strangest conversations I’ve ever had with a customer: As I was stepping off the back stage, one member of a group of men sitting at the edge of the stage called me over. He said that I gave off a real “old school pin up/rockibilly vibe”. “Oh, like Bettie Page?”, I asked. [...]

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Ok, I’m ready for Spring to come

because this snow is seriously messing with my money. No sooner did the snow cease on Saturday but it appears to be making a return tonight. As if I didn’t get dig my car out and help C dig out a space for his car when he came home Sunday evening, because my incompetent landlord [...]

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Wing Bowl

As some may know, today was the day known as Wing Bowl. Men compete over who can eat the most wings. They get a crew together to cheer for them, including sexy girls that are referred to as wingettes.  Then they go to gent’s clubs. I don’t see the connection, honestly, between gorging oneself on [...]

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The night before last (and rambling)

1/29- (the night before last, at this point) I was reminded why I always, always, always work Friday night. (Because it may be very much worth my while.) Broke 300 at last and walked out with just enough to put my bill anxiety to rest for the month. 220 of  the final amount was made [...]

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Roughly a year’s worth of experience

Upon finally crashing into bed at 1:30 am, my brain kept going as usual and I nearly thought to drag myself to the lap top to write about something that I’d probably known all along but finally had the words to articulate it. For the first time, I’m beginning to think that perhaps I am [...]

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Keep it to yourself, stranger.

While in line at Walgreen’s to make a purchase (poster board and glue stick, to create a vision board) and exchange a wad of ones for a 20, the so-called gentleman next to me could not help himself but to comment on my tip money. “What are you, a go-go dancer?”, he blurted out. I [...]

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Stripper/ Dancer annoyances

-Losers that come into the club for a lapdance w/o underwear or boxers and thin-ass, nylon, shorts, so we slip on your hard-on (which always feels like a sharpie, fine point!)… fuck you! -Do not pull my thong up during a dance and ask if it feels good. It does not feel good. -No, I [...]

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don’t let karma bite you in the ass: a rant

I don’t want to write about my personal life. I really don’t but it seems like the only thing I think about, no matter where I  am. I cannot make a single wedding plan as of right now and it’s not because of money. I cannot fake a smile at work for longer than mere [...]

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