Do you believe in reincarnation?

One of the strangest conversations I’ve ever had with a customer: As I was stepping off the back stage, one member of a group of men sitting at the edge of the stage called me over. He said that I gave off a real “old school pin up/rockibilly vibe”. “Oh, like Bettie Page?”, I asked. [...]

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Observations on a Saturday

Yesterday 9:40 a.m. I had the unique luxury of having a camera in my face. It’s for work, like everything else I do of late. The man behind it made me feel comfortable enough to bring out more than “sweet Mary Jane”, whom the girls all say would be nun if she weren’t a dancer, [...]

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Stripper/ Dancer annoyances

-Losers that come into the club for a lapdance w/o underwear or boxers and thin-ass, nylon, shorts, so we slip on your hard-on (which always feels like a sharpie, fine point!)… fuck you! -Do not pull my thong up during a dance and ask if it feels good. It does not feel good. -No, I [...]

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I gave a lapdance to a cripple..

and it was thoroughly awkward. I had a particularly good night though and it couldn’t come at a better time. I am unable to work my usual thurs and fri because everyone and my mother wants to see me this week because they either weren’t available on my birthday or we had scheduling conflicts. So [...]

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