Wing Bowl

As some may know, today was the day known as Wing Bowl. Men compete over who can eat the most wings. They get a crew together to cheer for them, including sexy girls that are referred to as wingettes.  Then they go to gent’s clubs. I don’t see the connection, honestly, between gorging oneself on [...]

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Spider-Man Reboot

If you read MSN.com or follow the inside track on all the superhero movie news, you would’ve heard by now of the intended reboot for Spider-Man. Because of disagreements between Sony studios and Sam Raimi, it’s been decided that they are parting ways, getting rid of the original cast, along with the incomplete script. That [...]

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Geeking Out!

I love this chick! I’m going to marry her someday because she’s awesome, so check her out. I totally agree! What was the deal with Electro having his panties in a twist over bail outs? Really? It kind of feels a bit late in the recession for Marvel to be bringing it into a story [...]

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The Apocolypse is coming.

It’s my birthday and all should be well but there is one inescapable truth. A certain corporate media giant bought another corporation and it can only mean on thing. It’s the end of the world! Everyone run for you lives!!! I’m referring of course to Disney’s recent purchase of Marvel Entertainment. Of all the heinous, [...]

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A fine day for a craft fair

6:34a.m.- Awakened by the sound of drawers opening and closing. I wait until the bedroom door is shut, push back my blindfold and shuffle to the bathroom. “What are you doing out of bed? I just tucked you in.”, says C from the kitchen. I wander back to bed and pull my blindfold back down. [...]

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A sad truth about strippers

“I can’t stay back here [in the couch dance room] much longer or I will end up raping you.”, said the old man chuckling to himself. I went blank save for a fake smile. “Alright.”, is all I could say. Men have no idea that when they say that kind of thing to a stripper, [...]

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Protected: Weak but not easily broken

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“I’m an ecdysiast!”

I’m not unemployeed, like I’ve been telling family. I am a dancer. (exotic dancer, stripper, etc.) I’m currently working at a little, hole-in-the-wall club in South Jersey. My stage name is Mary Jane. No, it’s not because I like weed. I named myself after a popular comic book character, Spider-Man’s smoking hot, supermodel wife. Do [...]

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“Don’t forget. I can read your mind.”

I visited my first comic convention today, Wizard World, Philadelphia. Sadly, I didn’t take any pictures of myself, though at least ten strangers at the convention did. I was dressed as one of my favorite Marvel characters, Jean Grey. I didn’t go to great lengths on my costume so I really wasn’t expecting the kind [...]

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